@hamsterdoom3608 years agoAll this time, I had no idea my uncle was a Time Wizard. :o 22
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@alazarielanderson536710 years agoI got molested by a Time Wizard once. It happened three years from now. 104
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@Trepur34910 years agocome on the soccer robots were playing the sport properly: Falling down at every opportunity in an attempt to draw a red card. 41
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@stuffhappensdownsouth98999 years agoprolly a good thing that the laser is invisible that way the lasers position wont be given away to the naked eye 6
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@saraha18010 years agoRobot soccer looks almost exactly as exciting as real soccer to me. 23
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@kalcheus10 years agoThe robot football players fall over slightly less often than real players 22
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@DodderingOldMan9 years agoThat soccer playing robot that managed to stand back up actually seemed impressive. 49
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@mazsax9999 years agoBruh, I think the wizard at the end brought up some memories I was tryin' to repress... 12
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@LeahcimVillota9 years agoI've watched this video several times and only now do I realize that when he says that lasers are bullshit because "it might as well be some mirrors and a giant magnifying glass"....yeah, that's....what a laser is. ...40
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@janedoe583610 years agoThe Double reminds me of the teacher from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide who was only present on a TV 13
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@Rathial10 years agoThe other thing people want robots for? I know this one it's Se- wait what Soccer? Yeah that's what I meant... Soccer ... 88
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@MrXXAntonXx8 years agoat the drone actually looks like a star-destroyer 16
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@ChazNatlo9 years agoIt feels like the Robot Soccer Players flopping down at the slightest provocation is oddly apropo for certain members of the sport. 25
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@TheSuperOscarShow10 years ago"Yeah, that's the idea of guns, to fire once and explode in your hand, right?" Hm, sounds like my last experience with a fine lady ;-)....... I'm kidding, I'm alone......... and now I've made myself sad.....:'-( ...23
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@travisfullpowerssj10 years agoI think 3D printing is getting better. I was at a comic con and they scan you, and then make a 3D printed model of you, like a small statue. Which is cool. 20
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@krombopulos_michael10 years agoWith the robots you do have to bear in mind that they have to start somewhere before getting ones that act like Terminators. 13
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@ODdm310 years agoI missed this series so much. I'm glad that Michael is hosting it again. 5
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@wookiebodoque10 years ago79
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@Maphisto8610 years agoI always suspected Leonardo da Vinci never died but instead transcended corporeal existence to become a perverted time wizard.@_@ 12
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@CyGea8 years ago3d printers are great for people missing limbs. Giving them the ability to create new limbs with different designs for different activities. 8
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@Alorand10 years agoDoes not compute is my favorite show tied with After Hours. So happy that it is back! 1
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@OatmealDonk8 years agothe laser actually seems like a good idea. it should use less energy and cost far less than ammo I expect. :-) 4
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@FacelessOfILL7 years agoahh man you missed a good joke with that robot. The dudes controlling it while it was grabbing wood had Schaft written on their jumper suits. lul 3
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@viperswhip8 years agoThe robots falling over is like real soccer players lol That's true to life. 14
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@Raz.C9 years agoI'm a time wizard too and I'd just like to state for the record that man doesn't represent the ideal we like to project. We have a complaints department if you feel your service hasn't been totally satisfactory. But the number is confidential, so I'll have them contact you directly. ...68
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@CharleSketch10 years agoThat bit at where the robo-goalie falls down cracks me up every single time I replay it. 1
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@nickfisher586310 years agoI nearly cried for joy when I saw the title of this video! SWAIMBOT IS BACK 3
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@somerrocksawentomia718810 years agonow i cant help but think about a tv show about robots like one of those reality shows. i can already imagine an episode.... robot 1 falls over robot 2: nooooohhh robot1 why.....! dramatically falls to robo knees robot3: robot 1 needs to recharge! robot 2: should we use solar power? wind power? robot 3: call the scientists! (robot two and three run around in circles now) ...5
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@oobietime810 years agoYes! I'm bursting with mild happiness! 3
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@haiggoh10 years agoOh my gosh the football robots falling over killed me :D 4
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@TrashyAshey10 years agoYay!!! Please do more does not compute! This and CRACKEDTV was the whole reason I subscribed 15
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@TheSqoou10 years agoThanks you Swaim, and Cracked, for giving us what we literally asked for. More Does Not Compute !!! Upgrade Clippie !!! 2
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@Cyanidesin10 years agoDoes Not Compute! Yes, they kept it going!!! 6
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@IRONMANAustralia10 years agoThankyou for calling out these lame robots on their lame lameness. I'm glad someone else noticed, and you're the King of Lame, so your opinion is authoritative when it comes to this topic Swaim. 7
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@TheCharnstar4 years agoMy favourite part is the Keno just sitting there lighting the crew and door. 1
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@MrMackenzey10 years agoGlad it's back. Could use more Clippy. Maybe Clippy is sentient and a time wizard now. Does Not Computer is known for it's deep plot twists. 2
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@Neeckin10 years agoIt's like Christmas but I'm mildly drunk 6
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@BronzeBas8810 years agoMan, so glad it's back! Been watching reruns for way too long now! :D 2
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@freakboy18610 years agoSO glad you guys brought this show back!
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@ATM18010 years agoWelcome back, Michel. I'm glad youre here, but I still hope the spit take will still be going, I love that show. Anyway, I hope you have fun with season 3!!
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@MrFairbanksak110 years agoLol, he can't open a door. Silly robot. 3
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@noonewillnoo10 years agoThere is a lot of chin and neck going on here. 6
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@kindofcrazyclaudia10 years agoThe laser guy's voice made me ridiculously nervous and a little terrified and I have no idea why.
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@Chiefpigloo10 years agoThank goodness this show is back. I knew the show wasnt over
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@romangerard132610 years agoJust finished watching every Cracked TV and Does Not Compute episode back to back...Day well wasted sir
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@ThisKidSucksForReal10 years agoI'VE WAITED SO LONG... FINALLY IT's HERE
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@davehernandez899010 years agoI will never look at the Time Wizard Yugioh card the same way again... 1
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@beardeddevil62697 years agoI did a thing where they were make housing out of concrete using a 3d printer 3
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@girasol911zoom9 years agothat last part with the robots falling over honestly gave me a good laugh - nice video :)
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@Ivyvinetheloremaster10 years agowoot! i'm so happy that this is back!
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@Merilirem10 years agoThe fact that the laser is invisible might make it less cool to look at, but it sure as hell makes it more terrifying. Can you imagine fighting stormtroopers with invisible lasers? You have to use the force constantly just to make sure your not running into beam paths. ...
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@FistoftheSnackBar10 years agoI'm a sucker for a halfway-decent Hunter S. Thompson impression. Ok, I'm in!
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@uwutoad9 years ago that dive! XD 1
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@gyrrakavian7 years ago3D printing has been used to make multiple custom prosthetics. Even for crippled animals. 1
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@Stammer610 years agoI'm so happy he's back. Swaim is my favourite internet host hands-down haha
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@Cyberlinkist10 years agoOh my god. I may call out from work so I can watch this 23 more times.
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@Forevertowander10 years agoYEAHHHH WE WERE JUST WATCHING CRACKED TV LAST NIGHT AND THEN YOU CAME BACK I MISSED YOU (EXPECT WHEN I WAS WATCHING AFTERHOURS BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE)
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@noraarcadia6359 years agoAren't lasers essentially mirrors and a magnifying glass? 2
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@MrMadMurder10 years agoThe Nokia smart watch you talked about was a concept, I believe Nokia didn't created this watch as a prototype but more as a stunt for the attention of the public. Furthermore, it was released ages ago :/ 2
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@3choBlast3r8 years agoThe one time only 3D gun is perfect for assassinations... in fact it was even used (the same model of 3D printed gun lol) in the italian mafia series "Gomorra La Serie" ..(s2, Geno almost killed Ciro with it but then decided it was better for business to do business lol) ...2
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@overweightactor10 years agoOk, I was feeling pretty shitty until just now. Thanks guys. 1
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@cormachennessy1410 years agoI'VE MISSED DOES NOT COMPUTE SO MUCH!
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@JordanBPeterson6910 years agoS.W.A.I.M. We missed you! Now just give me another season of AoC and we'all be happy gilmore.
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@TheMichaelKillen9 years agoIs Michael wearing the boots he said he was wearing in that episode with the swords? 3
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@olivefernando78799 months agoto be fair that WAS the 'idea' of guns in like the 15th century, they did used to (occasionally) explode and like kill the guys firing them
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@merinsan10 years agoThose soccer robots were hilarious with their inability to stay standing!
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@zerodark66610 years agoThank SWAIM that Does Not Compute is back
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@jeremyross96982 years agoMy brain will forever associate the music at with Half in the Bag.
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@thesoymilk10 years agoGlad you're back Swaim. I hope they get your lighting right next time. They made your handsome face looks like a catchers mit.
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@mikesadlak640310 years agoThat robot is great if you need to save someone slowly over the next 20 years.
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@DonLebanon699 years agoam i the only one who finds the eyrie soundtrack playing in the background of every episode of DNC.. weirdly comforting?
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@marimbagirlprod3 years agoI literally was changing the filament on my 3d printer when the first part of the video started playing >.> 1
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@tehKap0w7 years agowhat people don't realize that the soccer robots are actually mimicking human players with those seemingly random dives
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@isaacstorr855310 years agoRobot soccer.. almost as many players taking dives as the real game 2
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@wildcatpeace8 years agoI love crack, I'm watching you on the supercomputer
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@JCDenton2012Modder10 years agoRobot < Dinosaur; nice Jurassic Park reference. :P 6
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@damith2197 years agoSwaim will be sorely missed at Cracked
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@jasonkonas10 years ago RedLetterMedia's Half in the Bag music. 1
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Falling down at every opportunity in an attempt to draw a red card. 41
I know this one it's Se- wait what Soccer? Yeah that's what I meant... Soccer ... 88
Hm, sounds like my last experience with a fine lady ;-)....... I'm kidding, I'm alone......... and now I've made myself sad.....:'-( ... 23
So happy that it is back! 1
i can already imagine an episode....
robot 1 falls over
robot 2: nooooohhh robot1 why.....! dramatically falls to robo knees
robot3: robot 1 needs to recharge!
robot 2: should we use solar power? wind power?
robot 3: call the scientists!
(robot two and three run around in circles now) ... 5
I'm glad someone else noticed, and you're the King of Lame, so your opinion is authoritative when it comes to this topic Swaim. 7
We missed you! Now just give me another season of AoC and we'all be happy gilmore.